Dead Inside Black Glossy Mug
Fuel your existential dread in style.
The Dead Inside Black Glossy Mug is built for dark humour lovers, caffeine addicts, and anyone surviving on sarcasm and coffee. Featuring a sleek black glossy finish and bold statement design, this mug delivers maximum mood with every sip.
- Black glossy ceramic mug
- 15 oz size for coffee, tea, energy drinks, or late-night survival brews
- Funny alternative design with bold personality
- Ideal gift for introverts, students, office workers, gamers, and tired humans everywhere
- Durable and stylish for everyday use at home or work
A perfect novelty mug gift for fans of sarcastic humour, edgy aesthetics, and emotionally unavailable mornings.
All measurements are of the garment laid flat. For the best fit, measure yourself and compare to the width column.
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 16¾" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 17⅞" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 19⅛" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 20⅜" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 21⅝" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 22¾" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71 cm | 45.7 cm | 42.6 cm |
| M | 73.7 cm | 50.8 cm | 45.4 cm |
| L | 76.2 cm | 56 cm | 48.6 cm |
| XL | 78.7 cm | 61 cm | 51.8 cm |
| 2XL | 81.3 cm | 66 cm | 55 cm |
| 3XL | 83.8 cm | 71 cm | 57.8 cm |
▸ Measurements are of the garment laid flat. May vary by up to 2" / 5 cm.
Orders are printed and dispatched within 2–5 working days. Standard UK delivery takes 3–5 days after dispatch.
As all items are printed on demand we are unable to accept returns unless the item is faulty or incorrect. Please double-check your size before ordering.
